What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

What is a primate's ideal salary?

A gorillian dollars per year.

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What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

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What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

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Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

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Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Slinkie Jokes More Slinkie Jokes

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.