What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

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How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

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Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

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How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof !