What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

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Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

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What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...