Lettuce alone without dressing.
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Lettuce alone, without dressing ...
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
Lettuce alone.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Because seven days makes a hole weak.
ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.
She writes a Chopin Liszt.
So black people remember they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
A transition metal.
Because it's still dressing.
A: They always forget the recipe.
By Spaghett-e-mail!
I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.
A seizure salad.
Anthrax.
I'm not coming into work today
They wanted to see it crack up!
Kid: "Sorry," I think