Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

Ranch Jokes More Ranch Jokes

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.