What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

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What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks