Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter ?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!