What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard?

I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit

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Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

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What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

Canarial Disease Jokes More Canarial Disease Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.