What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic?

An Ester Bond

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Plain Bagel Jokes More Plain Bagel Jokes

What do you call a bagel that can fly?

a plain bagel.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.