What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

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Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !

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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

How do eels get around the seabed?

They go by octobus.