What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

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Why can not Stevie Wonder read?

Because he's black.

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

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Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.