What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.