What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.