What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

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What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

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What Did Chris Christie Give Up For Lent?

The US Presidential Campaign!

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

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What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.