What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

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What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

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What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

What's a polar bears favourite pasta?

Penguini!