What is the difference between a vacuum and a snowboarder?

How you strap on the dirtbag.

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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What is a Queens job?

She Queens and vacuums

What's the worst part of a vacuum?

Nothing.

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

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What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.