What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

because the sea weed.

What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.

Truckload Jokes More Truckload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.