What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

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What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

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What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.