You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.
Ceramic
Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.
There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
A pitchfork
With a pitchfork
With a pitchfork!
You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me
Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
Paperback
A child with pitchfork in his back
A Petophile
What if my house burns down
A skeleTon
with asparagus...
I'll meet you at the corner!
Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne
Basket-ball of course!
Bottom of the fifth, of course.
The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.
The bucket
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
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A brick.
The brick will eventually get laid.
Your arms have gotten sore.
The captain's log.