Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

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Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

Turd Jokes More Turd Jokes

Why does it say TRD on that Toyota truck?

Because it's a turd!

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.