What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

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What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

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What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

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What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis