Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

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What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

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Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket