How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

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Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole?

Because Santa dere.

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

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How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

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What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

What did one pile of wood chips say to the other?

Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.