What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

Oinkment Jokes More Oinkment Jokes

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Tweetment Jokes More Tweetment Jokes

What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.