What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple?

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How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

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What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.