What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.