What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

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What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

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How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.