What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

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Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

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What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !