Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.

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What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.

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Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...