What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

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Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

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What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.