What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

17/38

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."