What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

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What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

What kind of aids he got?

Financial aids ! !

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How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

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Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK