What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )

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How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.