Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

Flamingo Jokes More Flamingo Jokes

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.

Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !