What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

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What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !