How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

a Basilian.

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How many "suh dudes" does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It's already lit fam.

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What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.