Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

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Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

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What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.

What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Bad at golf?

Join the club.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

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Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado