Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.