What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

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What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

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Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

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Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"