How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

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What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

What keeps running and doesn't get tired?

A Kenyan child.