Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

Why are elephants gray?

A: So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.

Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !