Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

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Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes