What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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How do you excite an idiot?

I'll tell you later.

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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Who go to get his salami?

The Dalek-atessan of course.:D

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.