When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

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Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage

Recycle Jokes More Recycle Jokes

What do /r/jokes and the human centipede have in common?

They both recycle.

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

Ecologist Jokes More Ecologist Jokes

Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.