What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

Performance Jokes More Performance Jokes

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Polaroid Jokes More Polaroid Jokes

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

Enhance Jokes More Enhance Jokes

What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.