What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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Why should you never trust atoms?

They make up everything.

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.