What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

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Why was 2 afraid of 4?

Because 4 8 16!

What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!