What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

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What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?

A condescending condescending!

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET