What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

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What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

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What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.