What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

Mitch Jokes More Mitch Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay